IT'S FUCKING SPIDERMAN!!!

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

p1ssblog:

I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

(via cuntyrunt)

theselener:

theselener:

what’s the richest kind of air

billionaire

i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds

(via yourfellowlondoner)

me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

confusedmindbutclassy:

coaster:

I LOVE THIS OMFG

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

hipstertheory:

MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS

I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW

(via heyfunniest)

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

The Only Celebs You Should Follow On Tumblr

thatrelatableblog:

I can’t believe some of these celebrities even have a tumblr account.. I am so shocked. Especially #8, you have to see them! check them out here.

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via iwillmindfuckyou)